I have been hoodwinked by Hollywood so many times that it is ridiculous. Do you remember Jaws 3D? That had to be one of the worst movie that was ever created. I could have created better visual effects by farting in the bath tube. Needless to say I was expecting the same type of crap from My Bloody Valentine 3D. Boy was I wrong. I have to give this movie not one but two thumbs up and a punch in the face.
Movie dates and horror films have gone together like Whitney Huston and crack for ages. As most movie buffs know My Bloody Valentine is another Hollywood remake. Most remakes are nothing more than a poor attempt to milk the consumer for money do to the fact that Hollywood has ran out of creativity and fear opening the gates to new talent. But thats a story for another time.
My Bloody Valentine 3D is a remake that I can defiantly get behind. The brilliant minds behind this film have knocked this one out of the park and right into your lap.
WARNING: Make sure that you use the bathroom before going to watch this movie. Once you get their you will be spending the majority of your time ducking large pickaxes, bobbing flying bullets and diving out of the way from falling tree limbs.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
As most of you know nudity and horror movies go together like Britney Spears and cupcakes. However with most horror films you only get what I like to refer to as peek-a-boo nudity. Now you see it, now you dont. Not with My Bloody Valentine 3D baby! You get the full on all out breast in your face nudity. Actually you get way more than that, BUT I am trying to keep this site as clean as I possibly can.
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Personally this movie is worth the cost of admission. I wouldnt mind paying the high ass price of $29.99 when it comes out on DVD or if it comes out on DVD. That is as long as it came with the cool 3D glasses. - 15615
Movie dates and horror films have gone together like Whitney Huston and crack for ages. As most movie buffs know My Bloody Valentine is another Hollywood remake. Most remakes are nothing more than a poor attempt to milk the consumer for money do to the fact that Hollywood has ran out of creativity and fear opening the gates to new talent. But thats a story for another time.
My Bloody Valentine 3D is a remake that I can defiantly get behind. The brilliant minds behind this film have knocked this one out of the park and right into your lap.
WARNING: Make sure that you use the bathroom before going to watch this movie. Once you get their you will be spending the majority of your time ducking large pickaxes, bobbing flying bullets and diving out of the way from falling tree limbs.
Dont get me wrong there are times that the 3D effects seem a little gimmicky because the story forces the occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the time the 3D is right on point.
As most of you know nudity and horror movies go together like Britney Spears and cupcakes. However with most horror films you only get what I like to refer to as peek-a-boo nudity. Now you see it, now you dont. Not with My Bloody Valentine 3D baby! You get the full on all out breast in your face nudity. Actually you get way more than that, BUT I am trying to keep this site as clean as I possibly can.
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Personally this movie is worth the cost of admission. I wouldnt mind paying the high ass price of $29.99 when it comes out on DVD or if it comes out on DVD. That is as long as it came with the cool 3D glasses. - 15615
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